OMG so totally, I was chewin on corn-nuts yesterday and broke my FKN tooth! YEAH! Busted that sum-btch off!! WTMF?! It is a DAM GOOD thing that I have AWESOME insurance now, or it’d be busted fer years, and years! Then when I got home, I was still pissed off about breakin my fkn tooth, I find out that my parents are taking my sister to
Wednesday, June 30, 2004
So Much Has Happened.
I had my children this weekend! It was SO awesome! We mostly lazed around the house and played. I love those kids! On Saturday I took my oldest to a semi-pro football game between the Lionz and the Mustangs. All I gotta say is DAMN! Let me explain, first off, I'm not much of a sports fan, okay, not at all! This game was mostly what I would expect from any other football game, except the last 2 minutes. My team was down by 3 points, THREE FKN POINTS! All it would have taken to tie was a field goal. Do they kick? NO! They keep on keepin on, trying for the touchdown. Like I said, two minutes left, down by three. In the last two minutes my team managed to score TWO touchdowns and win the game by a big fat margin! OMG! My son on the other hand loves football (I cannot figure that shit out, but anyway) so I took him to see it, I don't think he saw what was going on but managed to scream with the rest of us when our team won! It was so cute! What an AWESOME GAME!On Sunday my father took my oldest to the Zoo and "FunLand" (sort of a small carnival place). My son had so much fun seeing all the animals, trying not to get eaten by the goats, and making fun of the monkeys picking at each other. We then went to FunLand. We were the ONLY ones there, except for two people who were running the place, I swear to you it felt like a Stephen King novel. I chose not to ride on the carousel (it makes me sick) so I was standing just off to the side by the entrance. Picture this, NO ONE around, just me standing there. I can hear the noise of the carousel and the music coming from it. They go around the other side, out of sight. I hear the metal sign squeek in the wind, look around and see NO ONE, hear nothing but the carousel, and I FUKIN FREAKED! Seriously FUKIN FREAKED! OMG!
I normally like to leave my readers with a feeling of completion. The sense that you know and fully understand what transpired, how it was dealt with, and the general outcome of the situation. In following with my norm, I feel it is important to say
My New USOC!
I just had a "RockStar" energy drink and I got sicker than a drunk man fkn his sister! OMG I was sick! Took me an hour just to feel half normal again. It is almost one pm and I just finished lunch, from the Sandwich Tree. Behold the power of the YUMMY! OOOOOHHH I almost forgot, I went to Los Albertos yesterday, and OMG! I had a chicken chimi that was HUGE and just as good as it was big! It came with rice and beans and pico de gallo with guac and sour cream. OMG! Thanks for the recommend SpoiledIcePrincess!!! I will have to try thier breakfast now... YUMMY!!!
Training is still on, and still boring. CHOCK full of "FunBT's" they call em. I have a USOC!!!! It is LJSM and stands for Little Japanese Smoking Machine. They say it Lil' JSM! OMG!!! LMMFAO! So anyway, must get back to TRAINING!! YEAH!
OMG!
Today I found out what I will be making with my wage + incentives... HOLY SHIT! Give me 2 months, I will be BRINGING HOME OVER $4,000 a month! YEAH! FOUR GRAND A MONTH! HOLY SHIT! I saw that today and damn near shit my pants!I talked to my son (he's five now) this morning and almost started bawling. I love my kids! Anyway, he always sounds so forlorn on the phone. Kinda like he is not sure if he is ever gonna see me again. :( OF COURSE HE WILL! He is MY son and nothing will EVER take him away from me, sept maybe his wife, unless I take her from him first. NO OMG! Anyway, yeah, so I was like how ya feeling? And What cha doin? He said, "I'm almost ready for school, I just have one more shoe to put on." I almost lost it. My little boy, in school, tying his own shoes and everything. It has NOT been 5 years already has it? He's still my baby! My middle child is FKN hilarious! When the whale handed the phone to my oldest and said who it was, he ran to the door and banged on it, then started to cry when I wasn't there. He gets on the phone and I said, "Hi!" He mumbled something into the phone and then just listened to me, silent. I said that I loved him and he said it back to me. I almost lost it again! He's two, and he knows it! FKN cracks me up! That's my darling boys. My baby girl is only one but still squeals when she hears my voice and puts her arms in the air at the sight of my face. There are few things that a father hopes for more than the love of his children. I am so lucky to have three AWESOME children that all love me.
To all my friends and family that read my blog, I LOVE YOU ALL! (if you are male and you take this wrong, I WILL bitch slap you!)
Training, Oh the training
Week 4 is well underway! Not that I like or enjoy training, but it is
much better than being at CP! No offense to all my friends there, but
Qwest is better.
I spent the weekend putting a wall up in my mothers house, not really
putting the wall up but more, mudding and taping what was there. I am
almost complete with the mudding and taping, just one more coat of mud,
then it's on to sanding and prep for painting. YEA! This is a good
thing, the wall that is, because it will allow more revenue coming
in.... I just wish that I had a fireplace in my room. There is one in
the room we are making. How kewl would that be tho to have a fireplace
in your ROOM?! I would love it... curl up and watch a movie next to the
fire with no one bothering you, just the two of you. With nothing better
to do than sit and watch each other and enjoy the company. K I think I'm
starting to get a little mushy here, sorry. FUK that! Who needs a whoman
anyway! :'( I do.... no more whales, no more ingrates, no more lazy
bitches... I've damn near had it with even looking. The way I see it,
when it's meant to happen, it will. I will know, or she will just fall
into my lap and start blowin me. K, your right, I wouldn't take someone
who just fell into my lap. But you see what I'm saying.... Things happen
when you least expect it and most need it. RIGHT?
Recently, I have been trying to spark my genius bone and get back to
some of the philosophical aspects of things. I am having a tough time
right now because of the WHALE! It will not go away! It's like a
terminal disease, sometimes getting better, but you know deep down, that
one day, you're gonna die and it's gonna be to blame. I have a terminal
illness called Whale, or Whalitis, or DieBitch (the disease formerly
known as Whale). I am certain that it will kill me, if I don't kill it
first.
Tonight is FEAR FACTOR! I'm gonna be over to a friends watching and
eating. Dinner, that is. Eating DINNER! No fear factor for me. I prefer
my food cooked according to FDA regulations, and my daily life lived by
OSHA standards. No danger, it's better that way!
New Blog Address
I got word that someone was keeping up with my blog... someone I don't want to have my Blog address. If I sent you this address, feel privilegded. Cuz I luv ya! But anyway, I also found out that I can now publish to my FTP server and have my blog on my webspace! YEAH! Same fkn blog tho, I need to update the layout. I like this one so much tho I am having a hard time with comeing up with one better... did you catch that... I just said "hard" and "come" in the same sentance, hehehehe!!! Any-who... it's sunday yet again, and work tomorrow... Payday is FRIDAY!! Can't wait to see how much they take from this one, GDFKRS!
out-
THAT WORTHLESS CUNT!!
Sometimes I call it WHALE! at any rate, I get a call today from the cunt and it wants me to sign a paper to increase my child support. So, I asked it why? It had the FUKN NERVE to tell me, "if your living better, then we should too." You know what BITCH, I already fkn bought you a car, supported your LAZY BITCH ASS for 5 FKN years, put you through FKN college, bent over backwards to try and make our marriage work, and you have the FUCKIN NERVE to assume that I'm living better???? I am AT MY MOTHERS HOUSE! WTMF?! FUK YOU CUNT!! If I was living better don't you FUKN think that I would be living on my OWN?! or driving MYSELF places??! OMFG!! I wish I could just beat that bitch with a steel bat, then kick her with steel shoes, then run over her with steel belted radials, then steel train wheels, then put her into a steel meat grinder and feed her to other WHALES! FUK! FUK! FUK!!!!
breath General, breath..... ooooooo
no animosity, no anger, no hatred, no bitterness. That FKN CUNT should DIE!!! I FKN HATE THAT BITCH!
