Thursday, September 30, 2004
As I stand outside on the deck of my beloved friends house, I am forced to contemplate the circumstances that brought me to said point.
It is late, Saturday night, I am talking with my father, who shall henceforth be dubbed SushiPapa, he brings it to my attention (for the third time) that we both have until Wednesday off. Then procedes with, "We should go to Boise!" Where the hell did that come from??? BOISE?? He says that we should just up and leave to Boise, on a whim!! OMG! Have I ever done anything like this before? NO! NEVER!! It's just not like me, I have to plan things... It has to be fairly organized... Not just, okay, lets go to Boise. But I did... I don't spend much time with SushiPapa. It's good to get out and just be out. 9:30 I call my cell phone provider and change my calling plan so I'm not roaming while I'm there, and away we go... I got permission previously to take my buddies laptop, so on the way to Boise (the entire 4 hour drive) we watch movies and TV and laugh. It was the shortest trip I have ever taken. AMAZING!! We got into town and knockin on SushiAunt's door, with no answer... She IS home, I KNOW IT! So I call her cell, no answer. I call her house, no answer. As we get in the car to go to my bro's house, a light. A light in the dining room comes on, like a light from the God of Rest. We evacuate the car once again and stumble into the house to find two beds, neatly made and awaiting our arrival. AWESOME, we crash and get up early the next morning. SushiAunt is on the phone so I have a smog and wait patiently to find out what, if any, plans had been made. She got off the phone and appologized profusely for not having breakfast ready. WTF??? I'm not used to this, although it would certainly not take long... She made hashbrowns, bacon, eggs and toast... POWER OF THE YUMMY!! Then, as we are eating breakfast, SushiCousin pulls into the drive and gets out of his truck and jumps into a John Deere 4640 (with hydrolic four wheel drive) I almost creamed myself just listening to that beast startup. RRRRR!!! OMG! AMAZING! So that started me going into a little story about my ex whale... she used to say that she would never worry about me cheating on her with another woman, but with a tractor... hmmm wierd. After that we just sat around talking for a while then we left and I met up with Doc Phildo, we went to Best Buy and the mall, had an awesome time, met everyone at 3:30ish for lunch and had a much needed laugh and good time. I think I have talked with everyone I know today, and it is a DAMN good thing that I am not getting charged for roaming! HOLY SHIT! That would be OUTRAGEOUS! and other than that I have just been fkn around and not thinking about work! ENJOYABLE!
Back to the title of my blog though, I am addicted to time off, and sittin around. I AM! And I don't quite understand how to get away from it.... but it seems the more time goes by the more I need some more time off and more sittin around time.
MO LATA
I love randomness!
So I was meanderingly talking with Crystal, from US Cellular (obviously my cell phone company) and we are going over what to expect on my next bill. Out of no where she tells me that there will be "Specific Miscellaneous Charges" on my bill.... What The FUCK??? She's like "Yeah, your gonna have some general particular charges..." Oh My God! You gotta be fuckin kiddin me. specific-miscellaneous and general-particular are phrases that I would not use in describing someones fuckin bill. It freaks me out! I'm preparing for an unknown amount of known charges... Am I just fuckin stupid or what? This makes no fkn sense.
I was talking to a customer today and needed to consult with my technical support regarding something so I, of course, told the customer to hold while I consulted them, "Hang on with me for 1 or 2 minutes while I consult with the DSL Gods." He laughed, then I came back and said, "The DSL Gods have shown thier light upon me, and given me the answer you seek." I thought Opp (the guy that sits next to me) was gonna die, he was laughing so hard.
I get home and my own mother is giving me shit for like an hour. Finally she says to me, "I brought you into this world..... . . ..... and I'll give you shit while your here." MY OWN MOTHER?! OMG! It has been a wierd day.
THEN, my ride home from work calls me to tell me that SHE cannot pick me up as she got off work 5 fkn hours early, cuz her trainer went home sick, then tells me that her husband will be by after he gets off work to take me home.... uh, WEIRD! but okay whatever, least I didn't have to worry about a ride home, that was nice!
AND... due to a death threat I must add something about Ice in here... ICE... there you go.
WHOO HOOOOOO and stuff
So I am now without a cell phone... It is making me crazy! I swear, as soon as is possible I will have a new one. I CAN"T HANDLE BEING WITHOUT A CELL PHONE!!! AND... on top of that... my good buddy Ice is having some relational difficulty with her bean. It is not pretty, life for her is stress, stress, STRESS! nastyness all over the place. I offered her a face to sit on, I mean, my bed to crash in, er uh, place to stay, you know. She declined. BITCH! LMFAO! Totally kiddin, Luv ya Ice!
I'm gettin a flip phone! A FLIPPIN FLIP FONE!! YEAHH!!!!! I am excited!
Ode to being so excited... I am glad I only have to wait one more day... OMG! I can't stand myself!
Okay so this was all SOOOO yesterday, dude.. I only got that much blogged in 9 HOURS of work!!! HOLY CRAP! busy day.
I have my new cell phone now, and it is GRAND! I love it... and I can take pictures wherever I go. I LOVE IT!
MO LAIDA
Can It Get Any Better??
So I went to the fair on Sunday... It was rather boring really, saw a couple of things that I really enjoyed but for the most part it was lame. I had more fun watching my bro's kids have fun than actually doing anything. I suppose it was worth spending time with them. As near as I know they were all there, he has 7 of them. Ranging from 15 yo to 1yo, I could not even imagine. I went to the wedding that I photographed on saturday. That flat sucked, I got 10% of the pictures I took that actually turned out. FK!! My sis is gonna be pissed off at me, fkn ruin her "perfect day" oy vey, that causes me stress.
My white mother said to me, "you know ... I have american knees, yours are 'Japa-knees'." OMG! This shit from my own mother.
A buddy at work and I were talking about fish, you know the fish I am talking about and it usually doesn't swim in water. Then he said to me that he had some fish that tasted like ass... I just started laughing and said to him, next time don't lick that low. The fish and ass are pretty close together.... It was COMEDY!
I am blogging for the first time on the deck. I have Booboo's laptop and I'm out on my deck, online, in my boxers and t-shirt. It's my day off and I'm enjoying it. I got to sleep in, looking forward to some gaming today. It shall be fun.
It has been a week from hell tho, since last thursday, I have stayed up till 5 am making sushi, stayed up till 2 on a diff night playing games, up till 3 last night, it has been a week of little sleep, so sleeping in today really felt good.
I hope that Ice is satisfied with this blog since she complained that it has been like a week since my last post. THERE YOU GO ICE! Fkn White Whiney ass anyway.
hehehe OUT
Holy Crap
This morning at freakin 6 AM I get woke up by someone draggin shit across the kitchen floor. It was louder than shit and woke me up from a dead sleep. It would have been okay if it was just once and I could have gone back to sleep, but no. Over and OVER for 45 fkn minutes... Finally I've had enough and decide to go up there and find out WTMF! I drag my tired ass out of bed in a mood for bitchin and go upstairs. I see my roommate lollygaggin in the kitchen, as I was about to say something, probably very nasty, I heard thunder growl and clap. Immediately I shove my foot in my mouth, instead of yelling at him, and I went outside to have a smog and went back to bed, a little less pissed off. Couldn't go back to sleep till about 7:30 or 8, but finally did and now, with a broken 6 hours of sleep, I'm a little groggy and lethargic. Such is life.
I think I have lost more sleep over this damn wedding than my sister has. HOLY CRAP! I am stressin.... I do NOT want to be the one that ruins her "perfect day" and it stresses me out. I stay up late looking for good ideas and pictures that other people have taken at weddings. I have printed more than 100 by now and will print more as I have tomorrow off. The wedding is saturday and all too quickly approaching. And I have nothing to wear. O FK! I gotta go buy a freakin suit. DAMNIT! I am not ready for this crap. WHY ME! Oh, yeah, cuz the devil hates me and god doesn't like me.
I went into walmart last night and saw the WC Choppers bike, I rode it around walmart... I was PIMPIN!!! KICK ASS! So anyway... I'm sure I looked like a fag riding that bike around walmart, I don't care. Bring on the cock! EW! OMG! That's NASTY!
More later, out.
