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It is really time for an upgrade... I think it's looked like this for way too long now. It does rock, but rocks sink. And I think this one is sinking much more rapidly than I would like. It is time to move on. I would also like to add a small slideshow to kinda highlight those 'special' moments caught on camera. I think it will be fun. I am completely out of idea's for a new blog... I want something jap and fresh, but I've used my fill.

OMG! I just remembered that I have a DVD to finish for my family reunion that was in FKN July! WTH? It seriously won't take me that long to finish it but I just haven't gotten around to it lately. School and family and work keep me plenty busy! I really hope that over Christmas break that I will be able to finish it tho. It will not be one of my best, I'm afraid, because I think I out-did myself with Brittani's wedding DVD. GR. Maybe I should have toned that one down eh? What do you think sis? Hehehe. Not really, I enjoy putting my soul into my dvd's, that and it very obviously shows when I do. And seems much more appreciated. But nonetheless I really need to get ontop of that. Oh, and I really need to get on my English paper. GR. What a headache.

No applaud please, just throw money.

I barely made it to class on time, with about 30 seconds to spare, even
after waiting to go around this accident that happened on the connector.
Even so, class today was awesome. I gave my presentation in English and
got a round of applause (which was more than some got, one just got
confused looks from everyone and no one clapped). They envied my laptop,
mainly because it's fkn awesome, then awed over the price I paid for it.
(Please no more stroking of my ego, I already KNOW that I'M the MAN!).
Then I quoted my sources and got another round of applause because no
one in the class did as much research as I did. So that was kinda kewl
too! Then in Philosophy we continued our debate over the existence of
God. I am continuously amazed at how heated those conversations get. But
it was awesomely intense! I freakin love philosophy. But now I have tons
of homework to do and that's the part I hate. GR!

9 Things I Hate About Everyone!!

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!

5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8 When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2006 when...

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.

8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you
didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.

10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your
coffee.

11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.
: )

12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.

14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list


AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.

Yea, Varily, I say unto thee...

You may walk through the valley of the shadows of death but it is not the evil that will kill you... it's those big fucking dogs!

What's love got to do with it?

A friend at work spoke to his stay-at-home wife. She quizzically asked what he took for lunch. His reply, "I was in a hurry so I just grabbed a can of tuna and some crackers."
To which she replies, "Would you like me to bring you something?"
Well, duh. That would be nice of you. He was scheduled to meet her at a place in town and upon his arrival she hands him a bowl with some mayo in it. You know, for his tuna. Forget bringing some leftovers to reheat, or even a burger from somewhere.... Nope, all you get is a damn bowl to mix your tuna in. Enjoy your lunch!

Expresso Wisdomo

A group of alumni, highly established in their careers, got together to
visit their old university professor. The conversation soon turned into
complaints about stress in work and in life. Offering his guests coffee,
the professor went to the kitchen and returned with a large pot of
coffee and an assortment of cups - porcelain, plastic, glass, crystal,
some plain looking, some expensive, some exquisite - telling them to
help themselves to the coffee.

When all the alumni had a cup of coffee in hand, the professor said:

"If you noticed, all the nice looking expensive cups were taken up,
leaving behind the plain and cheap ones. While it's normal for you to
want only the best for yourselves, this may be the source of your
problems and stress.

"What you all really wanted was coffee, not the cup, but you consciously
went for the best cups and were sizing up each other's.

"Now consider this: Life is the coffee. Jobs, money, and position in
society are the cups. They are the tools that hold and contain life.
They do not change the quality of life. Don't let the cup dictate how
the coffee is going to taste."

Note from Yoshi: I wish we could all be so wise. How can you apply this
to your life? Do you focus on the cup? How does your coffee taste?

Is it just me?

Is it just me, or does all the hype over the elections make no sense to anyone? Seriously, I think that they will always have problems with the voting. They always have, it's never been a "smooth" thing. It's always about the recounts and there always seems to be three sides to every story. Like this year and the Propositions... I just don't get all the hype. Now I am mildly amused that the marriage prop didn't pass. People in this country are so closed minded that they think it's their business to stick their noses into everyone's else's shit. Why? Mind your own damn business. WTF? The last thing anyone needs is a closed minded ape trying to tell them how to govern their own lives. Not only is it not welcome, it's fkn rude. Keep out of it, unless you are specifically asked to participate. And might I add, open your mind a little. We are in a day that is defined by the outrageous, maddening, crazy and belligerent actions of our society. How then is it so common for people to go around with blinders on? Open your damn eyes and take a look around, it will amaze and frighten you.

No fkn wonder they're confused and retarded.

Have you ever wondered how a woman's brain works? Well....it's finally explained here in one, easy-to-understand illustration:

Every one of those little blue balls is a thought about something that needs to be done, a decision or a problem that needs to be solved. Good thing a man's brain requires only two balls.

National DO NOT CALL for Cell Phones

JUST A REMINDER...18 days from today, all cell phone numbers are being released to telemarketing companies and you will start to receive sale calls. YOU WILL BE CHARGED FOR THESE CALLS.... To prevent this, call the following number from your cell phone: 888-382-1222. It is the National DO NOT CALL list. It will only take a minute of your time. It blocks your number for five (5) years.

OH YEAH... and one more thing,

A lady wrote the best letter in the Editorials in ages!! It explains things better than all the baloney you hear on TV.

Recently large demonstrations have taken place across the country protesting the fact that Congress is finally addressing the issue of illegal immigration. Certain people are angry that the US might protect its own borders, might make it harder to sneak into this country and, once here, to stay indefinitely. Let me see if I correctly understand the thinking behind these protests.

Let's say I break into your house. Let's say that when you discover me in your house, you insist that I leave. But I say, "I've made all the beds and washed the dishes and did the laundry and swept the floors; I've done all the things you don't like to do I'm hard-working and honest
(except for when I broke into your house).

According to the protesters, not only must you let me stay, you must add me to your family's insurance plan, educate my kids, and provide other benefits to me and to my family (my husband will do your yard work because he too is hard-working and honest, except for that breaking in part).

If you try to call the police or force me out, I will call my friends who will picket your house carrying signs that proclaim my right to be there. It's only fair, after all, because you have a nicer house than I do, and I'm just trying to better myself. I'm hard-working and honest, um, except for well, you know.

And what a deal it is for me!! I live in your house, contributing only a fraction of the cost of my keep, and there is nothing you can do about it without being accused of selfishness, prejudice and being an anti-housebreaker. Oh! yeah, and I want you to learn my language so you can communicate with me.

Why can't people see how ridiculous this is?!

LMMFAO!

One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick. She told my sister that she needed something from the store. When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into the turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven.

When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird. With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, "Oh my God, you cooked a pregnant bird!" At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry. It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!
Yeah...SHE'S BLONDE!