Forever? I don't think so.

So you say it's been forever since I blogged? WTF? I have a very busy life and it's not one of those things that is a must. American Idol, a must. but anyway. I was trying to think of things to blog about and just came up blank minded... as if that's unusual! LOL I did come up with this tho...

Quadriplegics Unite!

Car and truck manufacturers have been discriminating against you for years and it's time to fight back! How many of your quad friends can drive a car? NONE! That's right. It's a conspiracy to kick you while your down! And I for one, am not willing to sit idly by while this abomination continues! Join with me in TCAATIUAFTUQOA (The Coalition Against all that is Unholy and For The United Quads of America)! Together we can fight this nasty distasteful vengance! They are all jealous because quads don't have fingernails!

Uh... so anyway, Life has been treating me okay, I spose. I had serious problems with my car and mouth and in the midst of all that we ended up in St. Anthony of all places, for her grandmothers funeral. It was a beautiful service and I'm sure she will be remembered for many years. I have to wonder tho if there really is life after this. I believe in God and I trust that He knows what is right for me and my family. Does he always have a plan for us? Is it 'always' in our best interest, I think not. I think that if God really wants to allow us the freedom to be independent, it really isn't his plan. It's more left up to us, and I think that's the way it should be. Sometimes tho, like today when I was standing outside watching the duck eat the popcorn that was put out for him, and he gagged and almost died from a kernal that was stuck in his throat. I have to seriously wonder if God is watching out for ALL of us? This poor duck was hungry, then suddenly and without his permission (I interviewed the duck afterwards) he is gasping for life with every scrawny little muscle in his body! He was later quoted as saying, "Fucking humans and your damn popcorn, NEVER AGAIN!"
He returned later for a second helping, but with less choking this time.
Life seems like that tho, when you FINALLY get what you want, you end up choking on it. Years and years of yearning for something only to have it get caught in your throat while you lay helpless and near death. Was it really worth it? The duck sure seems to think so.
On a deeper note, 14% of wells drilled between 1980 and 1995 have gone dry. Just an interesting stat that I pulled out my ass just now. You like that, don't ya?!
MySpace... btw, really blows donkey ass. I swear that it has to be the MOST unrealiable web site around. It's slower than hell and about that refreshing.
My question to you is this: If a man says something and no woman is around to hear him, is he still wrong?