The FHC!

Intro: A conversation between me and a buddy of mine. Read on. It is FUNNY!

For some reason when she is talking I can't think of anything to say and then when I do and try to say it she just keeps talking and does not give the chance to say what I want to say and then she says that it is rude for me to interrupt.

Join the Frustrated Husbands Club, I'm the president!

Am I the first member of the club?

They don't want to be interrupted but they like to interrupt you when you talk.  I take a breath and she thinks that I am done.

LOL… you’re the second member! I’ll send you an invoice for the membership fees… just make the check to me. LMAO

Ya gotta learn not to take a breath when you're talking to her… JUST KEEP TALKIN! LOL

I do keep talking in my mind but my lungs don't hold that much air.  I need to take an oxygen tank home tonight and surgically put into my lungs so that I have a constant flow of air

LMMFAO!!! When you figure that out… let me know, I’ll order one too!

LMMFAO, take a dull knife, preferable a spoon and just dig into your side until you reach your lungs then take a ballpoint straw and shove it into the lung.  Then take some 1/4" rope and close the hole where the spoon went.

Question, Doctor… Is it recommended to have surgical experience when handling a sharp spoon?

Not in this situation, the pain from the wife is worse than this.  Just make sure you don't hit the kidney or the spleen when you are digging in.  If you are really concerned about it, the wife knows how to handle sharp objects (words) against you. Just ask her for help.