Talk about amazing... this song should inspire you to always reach for something better...
Love always, Yoshi.
Thursday, December 20, 2007
Wedding Pics
Here are some pics from my wedding... we FINALLY got them! HOLY CRAP! It only took 2.5 months! Please let me know what you think. Thanks!
My beautiful wife!
Here are all my children.
Us kissing under the big oak tree.
The rings.
My dub-ya family.
It was an exhausting day so we rested a while on the park bench.
The whole clan... now you know why we were sitting on the damn bench!
My beautiful wife!
Here are all my children.
Us kissing under the big oak tree.
The rings.
My dub-ya family.
It was an exhausting day so we rested a while on the park bench.
The whole clan... now you know why we were sitting on the damn bench!
Monday, December 17, 2007
Think about this...
Once you watch the video below you will understand what I am about to say. What if you were given one more chance... Once more chance to do it right, correct what went wrong, or change that pivotal point in time. That one point in time that changed everything forever. Would you change it? Would you have the nerve to undo that one horrible mistake? Or would you puss out and forever regret it?
The video above (Saving me by Nickelback) does more than spark a thought for me. It provoked me. It's one of those rare moments where you stop and think about what really matters. A moment that forces you to smell the roses and to join a world that will forever be richer because of it. How does that make you feel?
The video above (Saving me by Nickelback) does more than spark a thought for me. It provoked me. It's one of those rare moments where you stop and think about what really matters. A moment that forces you to smell the roses and to join a world that will forever be richer because of it. How does that make you feel?
Saturday, December 15, 2007
Random Hillarity!
Female Comebacks
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing
Man : Can I buy you a drink?
Woman : Actually I'd rather have the money.
Man : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
Woman: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
Man: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
Woman : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
Man: How did you get to be so beautiful?
Woman: I must've been given your share.
Man: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
Woman: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.
Man: Your face must turn a few heads.
Woman: And your face must turn a few stomachs.
Man: Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
Woman: Okay, get out.
Man: I think I could make you very happy.
Woman: Why? Are you leaving?
Man : What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
Man: Can I have your name?
Woman: Why? Don't you already have one?
Man: Shall we go see a movie?
Woman: I've already seen it.
Fun Activities for the Dangerously Bored
Moo when someone says your name
Run into walls. Repeat.
Tell people that wearing clothes is against your new religion and that it offends you to own any
Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA! I got it!"
Wear a sticker that says, "I'm socially inept"
Get in an argument with your 20 imaginary friends. Ugly names are the best to throw around. (Bert, Fern, Chrysanthemum, etc)
In public yell, "No (enter name here), I will not make out with you!!"
Jump off the roof, trying to fly. Hope it's a one-story house or you're fucked. :)
Hold a random person's hand and whisper to them, "I see dead people"
At everything anyone says, yell "THAT'S BLASPHEMY!"
Swim really hard on the floor.
Tap on something and ask people what the noise is. Repeat
Pretend to have amnesia and forget your name...friends' names...whether you are male or female, etc. Go into wrong bathrooms and question people who tell you otherwise. "Are you sure I'm female? I could have sworn I was male."
Say everything backwards
Give yourself a swirly and then blame them.
Run around with a lamp shade on your head yelling "The sun!!! It's dying!!!"
Sing at the top of your lungs while running around the house...naked
Have nervous spasms at spontaneous times and leave your eyes cross-eyed for a while.
Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder
Run in circles and threaten that you're going to pee your pants
Recite a whole movie 3 times changing the pitch of your voice with each character
Pretend to beat yourself up
Slither everywhere. Hiss when people say something about it
Wear your pants on your head and your shirt on your waist. It's a fashion statement. Creativity is key
Try and drink out of a glass the wrong way
Super glue your finger up your nose and make up some story involving mythical creatures or aliens
Talk to a pen about something serious. Perhaps cry if you're capable
Lay face down and chant like an indian tribe
Try and climb the wall, but freeze in the fetal position whenever people stare at you
Spread out on the window and buzz, pretending to be a fly
Take your ice cream cone and put it on your forehead telling people "I'm a lovely unicorn."
Put pegs on your nose and eyes
Switch the light button on and off for a while. then say, "Ooooh... I get it!!!"
Eat your hair, but make a face and spit it out. Repeat.
Whatever they are eating, tell them it looks like a certain animal covered in mucus
Eat anything obviously not edible
Say your pet is mocking you and chase it around the house
Tell someone you don't speak their language, but make sure you are still speaking their language. It should confuse them. It might confuse you.
Try to snorkel in your fish tank
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing
Man : Can I buy you a drink?
Woman : Actually I'd rather have the money.
Man : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
Woman: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
Man: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
Woman : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
Man: How did you get to be so beautiful?
Woman: I must've been given your share.
Man: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
Woman: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.
Man: Your face must turn a few heads.
Woman: And your face must turn a few stomachs.
Man: Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
Woman: Okay, get out.
Man: I think I could make you very happy.
Woman: Why? Are you leaving?
Man : What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
Man: Can I have your name?
Woman: Why? Don't you already have one?
Man: Shall we go see a movie?
Woman: I've already seen it.
Fun Activities for the Dangerously Bored
Moo when someone says your name
Run into walls. Repeat.
Tell people that wearing clothes is against your new religion and that it offends you to own any
Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA! I got it!"
Wear a sticker that says, "I'm socially inept"
Get in an argument with your 20 imaginary friends. Ugly names are the best to throw around. (Bert, Fern, Chrysanthemum, etc)
In public yell, "No (enter name here), I will not make out with you!!"
Jump off the roof, trying to fly. Hope it's a one-story house or you're fucked. :)
Hold a random person's hand and whisper to them, "I see dead people"
At everything anyone says, yell "THAT'S BLASPHEMY!"
Swim really hard on the floor.
Tap on something and ask people what the noise is. Repeat
Pretend to have amnesia and forget your name...friends' names...whether you are male or female, etc. Go into wrong bathrooms and question people who tell you otherwise. "Are you sure I'm female? I could have sworn I was male."
Say everything backwards
Give yourself a swirly and then blame them.
Run around with a lamp shade on your head yelling "The sun!!! It's dying!!!"
Sing at the top of your lungs while running around the house...naked
Have nervous spasms at spontaneous times and leave your eyes cross-eyed for a while.
Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder
Run in circles and threaten that you're going to pee your pants
Recite a whole movie 3 times changing the pitch of your voice with each character
Pretend to beat yourself up
Slither everywhere. Hiss when people say something about it
Wear your pants on your head and your shirt on your waist. It's a fashion statement. Creativity is key
Try and drink out of a glass the wrong way
Super glue your finger up your nose and make up some story involving mythical creatures or aliens
Talk to a pen about something serious. Perhaps cry if you're capable
Lay face down and chant like an indian tribe
Try and climb the wall, but freeze in the fetal position whenever people stare at you
Spread out on the window and buzz, pretending to be a fly
Take your ice cream cone and put it on your forehead telling people "I'm a lovely unicorn."
Put pegs on your nose and eyes
Switch the light button on and off for a while. then say, "Ooooh... I get it!!!"
Eat your hair, but make a face and spit it out. Repeat.
Whatever they are eating, tell them it looks like a certain animal covered in mucus
Eat anything obviously not edible
Say your pet is mocking you and chase it around the house
Tell someone you don't speak their language, but make sure you are still speaking their language. It should confuse them. It might confuse you.
Try to snorkel in your fish tank
Monday, December 10, 2007
Saturday, December 08, 2007
Holy Crap!
December already? There was fkn snow on the ground this morning... REAL SNOW! Haven't seen that in a while... I wish there were 4 feet of it.
I miss the snow.
I miss the blinding whiteness.
I miss the awesomeness of shoveling. I know its wierd, look, whatever I just want it to snow.
I miss the snow.
I miss the blinding whiteness.
I miss the awesomeness of shoveling. I know its wierd, look, whatever I just want it to snow.