Who's the man?!?!

I think I've finally done it... finally done did it right. I have discovered the one gift that she will use at least once a week for the next several years. And it wasn't even that expensive. So I got her that and something for her desk and something to eat and something to stare at. That's it, all four items. And since I know she will read this sooner than Valentines day, I will not reveal what it is that I have gotten for her. I make you this one promise... if she doesn't like it, I will strangle the next person who asks me, "So, what are you getting your wife for..." You won't even get to finish the sentence because... *DEATH* Death sentence... That will be your fate. And you will be left wishing for the power of Christ.