Things I've Learned

I have learned that the value of a drink depends on how your day has been.
I have learned that the value of love depends on if you get it but more so on if you give it.
I have learned that the value of family depends on how pissed off you were the last time you spoke.
I have learned that the value of a kiss depends on the last time you had one, and sometimes on the next time you think you will get one.
I have learned that the value of gas will fluctuate and that it doesn't matter how many times I say 'fluctuations' it still sounds like 'fk u asians'.
I have learned that the value of a dollar never meant as much as when I was a kid, standing at the gas station buying Swedish Fish. Damn, 95 of those things was a lot!
I have learned that the value of time changes when you have a lot to get done.
I have learned that the value of my car increases with every pound I put on.
I have learned that the value of a list decreased if you can't find the damn thing.
I have learned that the value of potatoes decreased when I can fit 3 whole ones in my mouth at the same time.