Slowing Down?

If cidaemon.exe is slowing your machine down, there is a way to shut it
off! Turn off the content indexing service: right-click on My Computer,
select Manage, click on Services, right click on Indexing Service,
select Properties, press Stop, change the Startup Type to Manual, and
press OK.

Another Top Ten List, by Yoshi

Here are ten things that you may here from a computer user/sales
rep/tech and what they are really trying to say.
1. [from a sales rep] This computer is Completely Customizable (what
they really mean is...)It'll take you years to get it how you want it,
and just when you do, it's going to crash.
2. [from a sales rep] It's Blazing Fast (what they really mean is...)It
moves faster than a snail but not as fast as a turtle with diarrhea
3. [from a sales rep] Upgradeable (what they really mean is...)Comes
with nothing! BUT for $600 more we can add a couple things!
4.[from a tech] Needs more RAM (what they really mean is...)Bash it with
a Large Bat 12 times and call me in the morning.
5. [from a sales rep] It'll do more than what you need (what they really
mean is...)Hope you don't need much.
6.[from a tech] Your Computer Crashed (what they really mean is...)I
broke your computer but I'm not telling YOU that, we'll just let you
think the computer gods hate you!
7. [from a tech] You need to upgrade (what they really mean is...)WTF
are you still doing with THIS? It should have been gone with the MC
Hammer pants in the 80's!
8.[from a user] My computer is slow (what they really mean is...)I
install too much shit and browse the web constantly and I'm blaming it
on my computer.
9. [from a user] I didn't do anything (what they really mean is...)I'm a
fkn moron you should shoot me now.
10.[from a tech, consultant or sales rep] There is nothing I can do
(what they really mean is...)You should shoot yourself and spare
everyone the pain of dealing with you.

Another Day at the Office!

Abounding!!

I cannot find a better way to express this so here's how it turned out.
I have never found someone that I can fall into as completely as you.
All of my hopes and dreams are coming true. It's a wonderful feeling
when you know that your partner supports you in every decision, every
step, every move you make. I feel appreciated, even wanted. I love you
for that. Thank you so much. It's the little things. All of them. And
the HUGE things, all of them too. The favor you did for me yesterday
made my heart skip. For 30 seconds. I saw a bright light. Then total
darkness. Turns out the light was on then I closed my eyes. LOL I miss
you when we're apart. I wish there were more that we could do together.
I wish I was filthy rich so I could buy us a cabin in the mountains and
we could disappear for the week, or month. Take the kids and go to the
water park or whatever we want to do. It wouldn't matter as long as I
was with you. It seems my heartache is gone and my love is abounding.
I'm thankful to you for the efforts you extend to my family also. I know
they appreciate it too, but too often it goes unsaid. For that, I am
sorry. Know that you are appreciated also. Even thinking about you right
now makes me smile. Thru my headache and sore, sleepy eyes, there is a
smile on my face. I love you.

WHY?!

I think we've all heard or seen a story about the guy that gets a genie and asks for something and gets something totally different that what he had in mind. That old saying "be careful what you ask for, because you just might get it." I have this problem, and it seems that what I asked for has been misconstrued and is now something completely different that what I wanted. I asked for an egg and I got a goose-egg.
I know what I want, but how do I ask for it without it getting misconstrued and frustrating both of us? I fully put it on the line last night and it seems that the more I say the worse the situation gets. I know you feel like you're backed into a corner, I do too. I can only do so much and it feels like it is never enough. Never enough patience, never enough time, never enough cooking and cleaning and picking up. Never enough work done, nothing is ever enough. I feel like last year, it was enough that I was there and willing to help. Now it's more like I'm expected to do so much more than I'm cabable of. I know that it is not your intent. I'm not blaming you, I allowed it to become this way, it's my fault, I see that. I am only asking for your help with the family. I don't intend to make you do anything that you are not willing to do, I think you know that of me. But when I feel like you can't be 'inconvenienced' even so much as to help me pack some things or unload the dishwasher while I cook dinner, I start to feel cornered. Like there is no other option for me but to make you help me. I'm sure you have noticed how much packing I have done the last week. None, because I got absolutely no help when I started packing. So, I quit packing. I am willing to bust my ass for you, but you have to show me that you can too. I'm not going to do everything for you.
I'm almost to the point that I'm just going to quit putting Dill in time-outs because I feel like I'm the only one that does. It can't be just me that does the disciplining, I'm sure you've noticed how much shit he gives you when I'm not around or when he thinks I can't hear him. All it takes is me looking at him and he quits. It's because I don't put up with it, and yet you let him get away with yelling at you and being very disrespectful to you. Cheyenne doesn't get away with it. Why are you still babying him? I think a child at any age should NEVER be allowed to backtalk to their mother, ever! I'd be like, "Tell me 'no' again and I'll show you NO"
Why do you let him slack? Why do you not stand up for yourself? WHY?!?!?!

Ode to Old Friends...

So I am at work today... Like most days really, just doing my thing. I get this email from Brendon... A friend from high school. Can I just say WTF?? I haven't even thought about this group of guys in 10 years and all of a sudden he's emailing me! HOLY SHIT! It was the kewlest feeling ever! So... I emailed him back. You know the standard stuff... how's life, whassup? hope everything is good. Send. Next thing I know the phone is ringing and it's HIM! Talk about shocked! It was so good to do a little catching up! I had completely forgotten about alot of the things he talked about. It was such a freakin good time. We talked for only a few minutes before work called and I had to get back at it but WOW! and He had a pic of me from years past... Check this out. NO SHIT this is me 10 fkn years ago. Damn I was a hansom bitch back then! LOL ;)



And of course you all remember my ex-girlfriend. It was partly this guy and partly one other that made the group I was in so much fun. Seriously, there was never a dull day. It was all I could do to keep up. And now... 10 years later, my income has more than doubled and I have 5 beautiful children and a girlfriend/wife that keeps me fat and happy... well at least happy. :)
I remember the days so vividly now. And yet it seems that my life is somehow suppose to be like this. Faint recolections of years past and more focus on the future than ever before. Still, I yearn to remember more and want to bring back the good qualities that I once possessed. But alas I am who I am because of much trial and error. It has been a tough road and many tears have been shed. I cannot think of myself in a better place. I have a wonderful woman by my side that supports me and thinks the world of me (boy have I got her fooled, eh! LOL J/K). I could ask for more but I would be at a loss without her.
As I think back to the car I used to drive and the fun I had, I wouldn't trade it for anything. I am hoping that I can continue to move on and become a great person. When I grow up I want people to think of me as the bestest friend in the whole wide web, er... world that is. I want to be someone that people are better for having known and wouldn't trade me for anyone.
Don't get me wrong I love all of my friends dearly and wouldn't trade any of them for anyone else! Yes even you.
Loves ~B

HandiCAP!

So I went into the bathroom to piss, right? I notice almost immediately that there is URINE on the floor AND the wall! All I'm sayin is this, "If you're too fuckin handicapped to hold your dick straight while you piss… SIT THE FUCK DOWN!" I don’t wanna step in your leakage or get it on myself! GAWD! Fuckin Retard!

Check out my hot sister!

K, so Check this out... My sister just graduated High School! WOOT!!!
And I've got pics galore!

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Way to go EM!!!! I'm PROUD OF YOU!