Dead Wrong!

Have you ever been completely convinced of something only to be totally crushed by the reality that you were, not only wrong, but dead wrong? I was certain that I would have plenty to do, enough that I would barely notice the absence of my wife and kids... well, it was nice to have a quiet house for the weekend, but I am really lonely. I'm ready to go to Wal-Mart just so I can have someone else to look at, or talk to. I never imagined that a weekend could last this fkn long.
Friday night Booboo and I went to play pool. It was really good to get out again, we haven't played pool for an eternity. I laughed until I cried, my face and stomach hurt all Saturday. It has been so long since I have laughed THAT hard, I don't even remember the last time. I'm not even sure what it was all about, I vaguely remember something about Mexican Smugglers and really big bowling balls. Man what a good time we had! But alas, all good things must come to an end and all too soon it was back to homework. Look at the time though! It's 10:30 am and I'm completely caught up. I did my Calc homework from last week, Art homework for this week, my speech is nearly ready and my 1200 word paper is ready to turn in. As of right now, I have the rest of today to play. Not that I will, but I could. I also did my laundry this morning and almost gagged on my breakfast. I've officially done it all today. How lucky am I? Yeah, don't answer that! You might jinx me, then I'm gonna half two kick your ass! Just in case you don't know two half's is a full ass kickin! And pack a lunch cuz I'm gonna be hungry when I'm done beatin up on ya! OH! Don't forget to read my post regarding the side effects of my website... It's sure to brighten up your day a little.
Anyway, I can't wait for the wife to get back so I can have someone to bitch at... Life just isn't the same when you're alone. HA!