Side Effects

Please read this website with caution! I bet you didn't know that reading a website could have dramatic effects on your health... well it's true... and here is the warning label for this website... Side effects may include, but are not limited to: a sudden craving to sniff your carpet, Abdominal pain, acne, agitation, AIDS, an addiction to cocaine, a nice vacation in Fiji, an urge to stab your spouse, anxiety, bodily fluid ingestion, bone weakening, brain tumors, breast infections, carpet burns, chafing, claustrophobia, coma, constipation, cracked and bleeding nipples, deafness, death, decreased appetite, decreased sex drive, dementia, diabetes, diarrhea, difficulty with ejaculation, dizziness, dry mouth, evolution, explosive diarrhea, fatigue, frequent intense orgasms, gas, gas with oily discharge, hair loss, halitosis, hallucination, headache, heart attack, heartburn, homosexuality, inability to breathe oxygen, indigestion, insomnia, internal bleeding, internal combustion, irregular PMS cycles that last several months, loss of inhibitions, lung cancer, making Jesus cry, mental retardation, migraines, nausea, nervousness, obsessive compulsive disorder, painful rectal itch, paralyzation, PCP cravings, perverted thoughts, psychosis, random pain, rash, reliance on breast pumps, shrinking testicles, sleep loss, sleepiness, sore throat, stroke, sudden heroin cravings, sudden urge to spray Windex on your genitalia, sweating, the inability to speak properly, the inability to use proper English in an online environment, tingling or pins and needles, torn clothing, tremor, urge to watch the Chinese version of Friends, urges to play Everquest II, vision problems, vomiting and water retention. You have been warned!