Monday, August 04, 2008

WTMF?

NAMPA - A Canyon County deputy is recovering after an accident on
Highway 45.

It happened around 4:30 Sunday afternoon near Bigfoot Road south of
Nampa.

The Canyon County Sheriff's Office says the 29-year-old deputy was
responding to a gun call in the Melba area and swerved to miss a turning
vehicle.

The patrol car went into a ditch then rolled.

Idaho State Police say they are still investigating the crash and have
not issued any citations at this time.

Oh Kay... look, dumbass. You fkn rolled a COP CAR!! How the fk did you
manage that?! What? Low tire? Error between the wheel and the seat?
What? FK! You gotta be some kind of fkn special to roll a fkn cop car!
It's just a good fkn thing that happened in Canyon County where my tax
dollars won't go to fix it! I'm so disgusted! It's utterly ridiculous!
You can't possibly (under normal conditions, and yes, the roads were
DRY) roll a fkn police cruiser! Unbelievable. I have to just quit
writing because I'm just getting more upset, FK! AHHH!!! GR! That's it,
okay, I'm done. DUMBASS!

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