Things to ponder

Do you ever sit and ponder your own existence? Just for something to
think about. When you have a job like mine, you will give almost
anything for something new to think about. I've been mulling over
everything from the ionization of oxygen to photosynthesis to the
manufacturing of graham crackers... it really is strange to search for
things to think about. Sometimes I'm lucky enough for something to
just pop into my head, like mortality, but then again, whats worse to
think about than death? And what good timing to get my horrorscope...
and it says, "Stop waiting for something exciting, get out there and
make your own news!" WTH? Who comes up with this shit anyway? Really?
Make my own news? Holy crap! Someone is trying to get me to kill
myself! OMG there really IS a conspiracy! I always knew there was. It
started with turnips. Ever eaten one? It'll make you wish you hadn't!
Speaking of turnips, there are some brussel sprouts in the fridge at
home... the wife likes em... truly likes them... I guess I've never
eaten them because they sound and look nasty. I guess I'm gonna have
to try them because that's what I tell the kids... You have to try or
you will never know. So even though I don't want to... May the force
be with me.
On a more positive note, I must say (without trying to sound
conceited) I really am beginning to slim and look amazing! :) I'm not
quite sure why I ever let it go that far, but damn, that was dumb.
Although, I can say that I really enjoyed some delicious indulgences!
I will probably miss them terribly but my new body is worth it. Fk
that... I AM worth it! Ya know the other thing I've been thinking
about... Christmas. It's only a couple days away now and I feel like
there are things I should be doing. But I am done with my shopping,
the presents got wrapped and stowed away and Santa is a few pounds
lighter this year thanks to a contest at work. I'm in the process of
molding blocks with my Christmas present so I can make buildings for a
little village. The blocks are made of plaster which is turning out to
be really cool and they are very detailed. Some look like river rocks,
Some like roofing tiles and some like bricks. It's gonna be really
cool to see this whole thing come together. I am very excited! And the
fact that I have had this week off of school was a huge blessing
because I get to work on my buildings AND because I was able to
replace my brakes and rotors on the van, they were grinding really
bad!
Oh and just an FYI to all of my faithful readers. DudeThatSucks will
soon be retired and a new name will crop up... an improved design and
better layout with more personal graphics, designed by ME! The new
page may also include a bio, portfolio, video diary, sample works and
perhaps even a section for free taste tests. Not for your face, more
for you to sink your imaginations teeth into. A section where fallacy
becomes real and the impossible is poss... fk that, the impossible is
just that, fkn impossible! What the hell kinda twisted shit do you
think I run here? We'll just stick with the possible for now. :D
Sounds like fun tho huh?! YEA! If you happen to have any good ideas
for the new name of my site, it's still up in the air, please send me
your ideas at WebNames@dudethatsucks.com I'd really appreciate any
help you can provide! Thanks again! And until next time blog on!