Dear Girls (from us guys)...

Don't assume that I won't care where you are, because I do.

IT MAKES ME FEEL SO SECURE TO KNOW THAT MY GIRLFRIEND ISNT OFF FLIRTING WITH GUYS I'VE NEVER HEARD OF!!

Also, don't talk about your ex-boyfriends.
I never have, nor ever will respect or like them, nor do I want to hear about them.
When you do, you're asking me to be jealous.
You're asking me to lose trust.

I don't care if you talk to other guys.
I don't care if you're friends with other guys.
But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses me off.
It doesn't help when you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that I'm still there.

Also, when I tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/ cute/ stunning, I fucking mean it... Don't tell me I'm wrong or I will stop trying to convince you.

The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence.
Yeah, you can quote me.

LET ME PAY FOR YOU!
DON'T "FEEL BAD"
I enjoy doing it.

Kiss me when no one's watching.
If you kiss me when you know nobody's looking I'll be more impressed.

You don't have to get dressed up for me.
If I'm going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the need to wear the shortest skirt you have or put on every kind of makeup you own.
I like you for WHO you are, not WHAT you are.

Don't flirt with guys when I'm not with you.
I have eyes everywhere.
And when I find out, I'm going to be fucking pissed.
Not necessarily with the guys you flirted with, more-so with YOU.

Don't take everything I say seriously.
Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it.

Don't get angry easily.

Don't talk about how hot Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt, or Jesse McCartny is in front of me.
It's boring, and I don't care.
You have girlfriends for that.

Whatever happened to the word "handsome"/"beautiful"
Why does everything have to be "hot/sexy"?

I'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me with "Hey handsome!" instead of "Hey baby/ stud/ cutie/ sexy" or whatever else you can think of.

But seriously sometimes looks aren't everything. Alot of guys who arent exactly "hot" will treat you the way you need to be treated

Claiming girls or guys to be "hot" shows immaturity.

Girls, I cannot stress this enough: IF YOU AREN'T BEING TREATED RIGHT BY A GUY, DON'T WAIT FOR HIM TO CHANGE. DITCH HIS SORRY, DISCRACE-TO-THE-MALE-POPULATION ASS, AND FIND SOMEONE WHO WILL TREAT YOU WITH UTTER RESPECT
Someone who will honor your morals.
Someone who will make you smile when you're at your lowest.
Someone who will stop what theyre doing just to look you in the eyes....and say "i love you" ...

....AND ACTUALLY MEAN IT!

Give the nice guys a chance, for your sake.