Top ten things I did not get for Christmas, and thankful that I didn't.
10. A lump of coal
9. Jay Leno's chin
8. Anything from Martha Stewart's wardrobe
7. Gas from Christmas dinner
6. Tube Socks
5. Golden Rings
4.
3. A bj from Lorena Bobbit
2. A hole in the head
And the Number 1 thing I am thankful that I didn't get for Christmas is... The Electric Chair (even as cool as it sounds).
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