I did, today, something I swore I would NEVER do! I have beseeched the devil to my aid. Oh fuck, I'm such a retard! I cannot even believe that I would stoop to this level for anything! EVER! WTF?! All I can say is that I was really desperate. Really desperate! And it did me NO damn good! I got Shit from it! Absolutely nothing. I guess maybe I should divulge what I did... For lack of other things to try, I installed ... dun dun dun ... Norton! EW! It makes me sick just thinking about it! EW!
I have recently discovered that I really hate myspace. It's servers are slow, if ever to respond and half the time it won't let me loggin.
I heard this shit on the radio and I shall elaborate in parts to accelerate the comedic value of the piece... A stoned white man must have invented bunji jumping. Only a white man can derive pleasure from a sport where you hang idly waiting for someone to retrieve your dumb ass. This is, of course, AFTER you have tied a fucking rope to your foot and jumped off a fuckin bridge! How damn stupid do you have to be? You will never see me do that. If you do see me hanging from a bridge by a rope tied to my ankle, CALL THE POLICE cuz someone is trying to kill me!
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Yeah Brian, it was like THAT. it sucked. BTW, the fact that YOU of all people tried the N word. that makes me sick. ima go throw up now.
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