Ida who??

I have come to the conclusion that God must have invented you and Mountain Dew on a Monday. You are a Monday thing. Explanation follows:
God had to be sitting around for a couple million years before he decided to create our universe... Right? That would have given him plenty of time to come up with the best of the best. Of course he wanted to start with his best foot, or maybe his rib, forward. All fabulous things were invented on Monday, this also includes the Taj Mahal, mobile computing, mobile phones, moccasins, mocha coffee, and of course fish. By Tuesday, he did what he didn't get done on Monday. We are all guilty of this. So Tuesday was a day for the less fabulous, but still fabulous. I'm sure he created interesting things like fire and ice. Now you and I both know that some of the best work you do is when your tired and your creativity gets sparked. That would have been Tuesday. Also on this day he created things like sandwiches, sushi, soccer, sun bathing, sitting around, and surfing (the net of course). Wednesday was a day for rejuvenate, hence salad, softball, sand, stamps, stumps, starts and stops, and shrimp would have been created on Wednesday. Now Thursday God must have been going, "I just haven't got many ideas left, and supplies are getting low." So Thursday he would have created things like posts, farming equipment, flamingo's, giraffes, giants, goblins, hats, horseshoes, hand-grenades and machetties. Friday was the day he created beer, balding men, bad hair days, bombs and large animals. Come Saturday, as he was sipping a Jack Daniels at the end of a long week, I'm sure he turned to St. Peter and said, "Hey Pete, what do we have left in the garage." To which St. Peter would have replied, "Well, we still have a couple parts from a turtle and some vinyl siding." "Great! Slap it together and we'll call it an armadillo, and we'll put it in Texas!"

Recent studies show a new disease on the rise. There are no symptoms. No remedies and no known cure. It has been known to cause death in the elderly tho. Fortunately it is confined to Idaho.