Singles Awareness Day!

In honor of the upcoming event that some refer to as "Valentines Day" A co-worker of mine would like to annouce that we are changing the name of Valentines Day. The new name is more fitting for all of us that are without a soulmate and without sex on a day that revolves around couples. He has decided that it will be named, "Singles Awareness Day" and all of us that are single should AT LEAST get a kiss from anyone we deam appropriate. I am fully supporting this idea and a petition will be going around shortly. Do not fight this, you will not prevail, resistance is futile.

This Singles Awareness Day, if your a hot woman, give your single friends a big ol KISS!