AD & D

Insurance for Accidental Death and Dismemberment? K, but seriously, if you need that kind of insurance where you work, get the fuck out while your still alive! They have that here, where I work, for our employees. It's a fucking call center! Now, I'm not one to freak out, but if they offer that HERE, should I be concerned? My left eye is twitching now, and it concerns me that I may accidentally kill and dismember someone because of it. On the bright side tho, they would have insurance to cover them.
We had our company party last weekend. Talk about comedy! I witnessed the VP up in front of the ENTIRE company with two other men, doing a girly dance and shaken dat ass. It was funny. AND, I can't believe the amounts of food. I have only ever seen that much food ONCE before in my LIFE and it was on the whales plate at thanksgiving 2 years ago. While at the party also, I got nessled in between two HUGE titties. I made a noise kinda like a belch or blerch or sometimes its just a squeal. Sounds like a dying cat. Or mule. Or tranvestite, or when you rub your titties together really REALLY fast... kinda makes that noise. But yeah, it was kinda kewl. And appearantly I said something to Tron that pissed her off... and now, I'm a jackass... What's that all about?